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dayne66

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Lovely Poems
« on: September 28, 2011, 11:45:21 PM »

THE WOMAN POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart, and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks..
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.

Oh, send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.
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THE MAN POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnastic nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a chit.
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Re: Lovely Poems
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2011, 11:53:56 PM »

 :tekst-toppie: But...  :worthless:
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Re: Lovely Poems
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2011, 07:17:51 AM »

 :D
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Re: Lovely Poems
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2011, 08:03:08 AM »

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