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[Screamin_Beagle]

So the story goes, here is an actual sign posted at a  golf club in Scotland.                                 


1.     BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT,  FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART..


2.     FORM A LOOSE GRIP.


3.     KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!


4.     AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.


5.     STAY OUT OF THE WATER.


6.     TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.


7.     IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG,  LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.


8.     DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT  OF  OTHERS.                                 


 9.     QUIET PLEASE...WHILE  OTHERS ARE  PREPARING.                                 


10.   DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.


11.   WELL DONE... NOW,  FLUSH THE URINAL, WASH YOUR  HANDS AND GO OUTSIDE,


        AND TEE   OFF.                               

[Hugh Janis]

Wow, doing it wrong all these years.... Thx Matt

[AXIL]

   me too!

[Buy early]

 

[rydwHim]