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RJ749

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Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better than sex
« on: June 15, 2006, 03:44:34 PM »

 10 - A below par performance is considered damn good.  

# 9 - You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.  

# 8 - It's much easier to find the sweet spot.  

# 7 - Foursomes are encouraged.  

# 6 - You can still make money doing it as a senior.  

# 5 - Three times a day is possible.

# 4 - Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
 
# 3 - If you live in Florida, you can do it almost everyday.

# 2 - You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the number one reason why golf is better than sex.....
 
# 1 - If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!
 
 
 
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Re: David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2006, 12:37:24 AM »

AND AFTER THE 18TH HOLE YOU ARE READY FOR ANOTHER ROUND!!!!
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