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Pastor Parking
« on: November 11, 2011, 02:47:44 PM »

A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because
he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter.
Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled  the
block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses.."

When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this                                 
note "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket I'll lose my job.
Lead us not into temptation."

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Re: Pastor Parking
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2011, 03:42:23 PM »

A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because
he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter.
Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled  the
block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses.."

When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this                                 
note "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket I'll lose my job.
Lead us not into temptation."

 :D




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Re: Pastor Parking
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2011, 04:42:58 PM »

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Re: Pastor Parking
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2011, 06:40:08 PM »

funny  ;D
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Re: Pastor Parking
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2011, 09:51:59 AM »

 :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Pastor Parking
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2011, 10:40:57 AM »

ROLMFAO :D ;D ::)
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Re: Pastor Parking
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2011, 12:00:48 PM »

   Funny       ;D
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