Topic: Canadian in the South (Read 826 times)

martys · « **on:** December 06, 2011, 08:00:42 PM »

A guy walks into a bar in Tuscaloosa and orders a white wine.

All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

"No", says the Canadian "A taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi, I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "Its okay boys. He's one of us."

SG Racer · « **Reply #1 on:** December 06, 2011, 09:33:37 PM »

That ain't right! LOL.

hooligan · « **Reply #2 on:** December 07, 2011, 12:37:49 AM »

Funny

AXIL · « **Reply #3 on:** December 07, 2011, 07:43:59 AM »

grayghost731 · « **Reply #4 on:** December 07, 2011, 08:13:44 AM »

yee-haw

Jock · « **Reply #5 on:** December 07, 2011, 08:02:36 PM »

murphy · « **Reply #6 on:** December 07, 2011, 08:10:57 PM »

BBNITRO · « **Reply #7 on:** December 11, 2011, 07:57:26 PM »

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