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bubtrauma

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Dept of Health Advice
« on: January 03, 2012, 08:27:33 PM »



Subject: Dept of Health Advice


Please take care of yourself. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 13% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
 
This means that the remaining 87% are caused by azzholes who drink water, coffee, tea, carbonated drinks, juices, and eat yogurt and chit like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol.

They cause more than six times as many accidents.
 
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Re: Dept of Health Advice
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2012, 09:13:44 PM »

thanks  :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Dept of Health Advice
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2012, 02:00:10 AM »

 :drink:
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