Depressed?
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick
up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay
down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the
Promised Land."
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price
of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the
economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds,
etc . .. . I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......
Folks, we're screwed!!