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Depressed??
« on: January 13, 2012, 08:21:22 PM »





Depressed?
 
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick
up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land."
 
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay
down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the
Promised Land."
 
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price
of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
 
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the
economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds,
etc . .. . I called a Suicide Hotline.
 
I had to press 1 for English.
 
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......
 
Folks, we're screwed!!
Logged
What ever it is that somebody did that you didn't want done.....................I either did it or had something to do with it!!!
 

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