A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with severe pain from an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.
However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling sharply at the hair on his chest.
Worried that it might be something else wrong that they hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to look down his hospital gown to see what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his hairy chest were several, very wide strips of tape, the kind that doesn't come off with taking everything else with it.
Written in large black letters was the sentence: "Get well soon. From the nurse in the red Jeep you pulled over last week."
No offense to any LEO or ex-LEO riders!!