Topic: I thought you were my wife (Read 844 times)

Texas Fat Boy · « **on:** May 02, 2012, 05:22:36 PM »

A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly.

He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."

"Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable waist of a man!" she screamed.

That's funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her!"

D-N-D · « **Reply #1 on:** May 02, 2012, 07:07:52 PM »

Buy early · « **Reply #2 on:** May 02, 2012, 09:07:14 PM »

grayghost731 · « **Reply #3 on:** May 02, 2012, 09:26:20 PM »

BPumper · « **Reply #4 on:** May 02, 2012, 09:37:31 PM »

AXIL · « **Reply #5 on:** May 02, 2012, 10:22:10 PM »

But he still got the feel.

HD2012CVO · « **Reply #6 on:** May 04, 2012, 07:23:23 AM »

Skillet · « **Reply #7 on:** May 04, 2012, 08:33:27 PM »

Good opening line but no peanuts.

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Texas Fat Boy

I thought you were my wife

D-N-D

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Buy early

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grayghost731

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BPumper

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AXIL

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HD2012CVO

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Skillet

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