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An interesting night....
« on: August 20, 2012, 05:03:43 AM »

A young guy hooks up with an older woman at a club. She's 58 but looks very good for her age.

On the way back to her house, the young guy thinks, "Hmm, I bet her daughter is hot" - when out of the blue she asks him, "Would you like a sportsman's double?"

"What's one of those?" he asks.

She replies, "It's a mother and daughter threesome."

"YES PLEASE!" he eagerly replies.

As they go in through the front door, she puts the hall light on and shouts upstairs, "Mum, put your f***ing teeth in - he's up for it".
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Re: An interesting night....
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2012, 06:08:17 AM »

 :o :o :o
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Re: An interesting night....
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2012, 10:58:43 AM »

I have been there....
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Re: An interesting night....
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2012, 11:02:44 AM »

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Re: An interesting night....
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2012, 08:52:16 PM »

I have been there....

I would never admit to that, and I mean NEVER!
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