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A lawyer story
« on: August 24, 2012, 12:42:07 PM »



LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE, AND POSSIBLY THE CENTURY!

This took place in Charlotte , North Carolina . A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.


Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of small fires.' The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued - and WON! (Stay with me.)

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable 'fire' and was obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars that perished in the 'fires'.

NOW FOR THE BEST PART...
After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!
With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

This true story won First Place in last year's Criminal Lawyers Award contest.

ONLY IN AMERICA .....

NO WONDER THE REST OF THE WORLD
THINK WE'RE NUTS
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Re: A lawyer story
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2012, 12:53:33 PM »

 :o ;D
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Re: A lawyer story
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2012, 02:57:45 PM »

thats fricken amazing  >:(
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Re: A lawyer story
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2012, 03:43:17 PM »

...and a happy ending to the story!
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Re: A lawyer story
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2012, 03:55:41 PM »


Great story, but unfortunately like so much other stuff on the internet it isn't actually true. 

This story has been floating around in various incarnations for decades, originally it wasn't about a lawyer and was more of a shot at the insurance industry.  Not sure who decided to make it about shifty and sleazy lawyers.


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Re: A lawyer story
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2012, 06:29:48 PM »

Hey Beagle,
I guess you post old jokes too huh?

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Re: A lawyer story
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2012, 11:10:46 PM »

Guilty..........
   Bring the rope!!!! I'm a waitin"
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Re: A lawyer story
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2012, 12:42:22 AM »

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