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The Maid
« on: September 24, 2012, 01:25:00 PM »

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?

”Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.
The first is that I iron better than you."

”Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”

Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”

Wife: “Oh yeah?”
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Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”

Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”

Maria: “Jor hozban did”

Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”

Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”

Maria: “No Señora… The gardener did.”

Wife: “So how much do you want?” 


HOLA!!!!!!!
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Re: The Maid
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2012, 01:45:02 PM »

 :D
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Re: The Maid
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2012, 05:52:16 PM »

 :P :o ;D
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Re: The Maid
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2012, 06:58:39 PM »

 :)
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Re: The Maid
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2012, 10:15:37 PM »

 ;D
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Re: The Maid
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2012, 11:02:02 PM »

I bet Arnold "Ze Gubernator" wishes his maid looked like that.
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Re: The Maid
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2012, 07:26:55 AM »

I have a opening and will pay whatever it takes..
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Re: The Maid
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2012, 10:18:46 AM »

 :o
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Re: The Maid
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2012, 01:23:58 AM »

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Re: The Maid
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2012, 08:56:20 AM »

I keep hearing the voice of Conseula from Family Guy...
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Re: The Maid
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2012, 04:33:23 PM »

ah......anymore maid pictures?  ;D
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Re: The Maid
« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2012, 10:46:41 PM »

Interestingly enough no one has yet to ask her if she is here to work legally. I would like to volunteer to be her in country sponsor and teach her the ins and outs of citizenship.
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Re: The Maid
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2012, 10:54:30 AM »

aryyyy for the Gardener   ???
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