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Snowman
« on: October 14, 2012, 07:23:12 PM »
Two snow men standing in the snow .
One snowman says to the other
" Can you smell carrots ? "
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Re: Snowman
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2012, 08:46:47 PM »
 :nixweiss:
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Re: Snowman
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2012, 10:30:03 PM »
...................and the punch line is????????????????
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Re: Snowman
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2012, 06:32:33 AM »
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Re: Snowman
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2012, 09:06:41 AM »
Ok, Here's Mrs. R's
Q: Why was the snowman smiling
A: He knows the snow blower is coming
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Re: Snowman
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2012, 12:15:01 PM »
Quote from: Rooster on October 15, 2012, 09:06:41 AM
Ok, Here's Mrs. R's
Q: Why was the snowman smiling
A: He knows the snow blower is coming

Okay Terry, that one I understand!
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Re: Snowman
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2012, 12:43:30 PM »
Quote from: Ironhorse on October 15, 2012, 12:15:01 PM
Okay Terry, that one I understand!








Me too  ;)      the first one   :nixweiss:  Must be a down under thing  :drink:
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Re: Snowman
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2012, 01:37:23 PM »
Just a guess but Im assuming the snowmen have carrots for noses
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Re: Snowman
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2012, 03:40:45 PM »
Quote from: grandpa geez on October 15, 2012, 01:37:23 PM
Just a guess but Im assuming the snowmen have carrots for noses

I may have been born on a tropical island, but that part I got. For this joke the humor would be the same if one snowman asked the other, "Do you see coal"? A slight improvement would be to add the elements of: sex, gender differences, comical misunderstandings, and insults.

Snowman1. "Hey Murray, I heard you dumped your girlfriend. Did she give you the cold shoulder"?
Snowman2. "No Bob, she was frigid in bed".

Boorish Sophomoric humor at best, but you get the point.
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