An elderly gentleman moved to Florida in his retirement. As he was a widower, he was alone at 75. As he was settling into his new life in St. Pete, me met a young lady of 70 who was also widowed. They began a relationship with discussion of settling in together. As they discussed this some things came up.
Man: OK, can I ask to as how you survive in St. Pete? What's your income"
Lady: Well, my poor dead husband, God rest his soul, was a jeweler in New York. Before he passed away, he sold his business to Kay's Jewelry for a pretty penny. His passing left me very well off. What about you?
Man: I was a lawyer in Boston for 40 years and made quite a name for myself in Divorce cases. I had the opportunity to sell my office to a big firm. That sale along with all the large cases with extravagant fees have me very well off.
Lady: Sounds like that one is settled. We need to discuss what type of dwelling we want. As we both have no kids and don't expect company, one bedroom sound good to you?
Man: Sounds fine with me but we need to toilets. I have a bowel issue and can't be a'waitin for you to get out of the bathroom.
Lady: No problem and sounds like we need that with your issues anyway. Now, we need to discuss sex. What's your idea on the subject.
Man: Infrequently
Lady: Is that one word or two?
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