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Pervert call
« on: November 27, 2012, 07:54:26 PM »
The home phone rings and the wife answers.

A pervert, with heavy breathing, says, "I'll bet you have a tight ass with no hair?"
 
Woman replies, "Why, yes I do, he's watching TV - who shall I say is calling?"


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Re: Pervert call
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2012, 08:28:13 PM »
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stealing this one...
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Re: Pervert call
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2012, 09:25:46 PM »
 :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Pervert call
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2012, 09:50:43 PM »
Too funny.
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Re: Pervert call
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2012, 08:13:24 AM »
That's not me,,, I got hair.  :P
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Re: Pervert call
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2012, 10:43:27 AM »
That would be my wife...
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Re: Pervert call
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2012, 10:44:14 AM »
 ;D
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Re: Pervert call
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2012, 12:22:10 PM »
 :D
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Re: Pervert call
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2012, 06:53:34 AM »
Nice!
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Re: Pervert call
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2012, 06:54:29 AM »
Funny for sure.............
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Re: Pervert call
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2012, 08:10:39 AM »
 :o ;D
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