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Bob's visit to the Dentist
« on: December 17, 2012, 08:41:42 AM »

After a hot 69 with his girlfriend, Bob remembered he had a dentist
appointment. He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he
brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8 times & on top of that
gargled a bottle of Listerine.

As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 2 strong mints just in case. His
turn came up & the dentist told him to take a seat.

Feeling confident & relaxed, Bob opened his mouth wide.

The dentist got close enough & said, " Man, did you have 69 before you came
here? "

Bob said, "Why, Does my breath smell like pussy? "

The dentist replied, "No, your forehead smells like shyte."
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Re: Bob's visit to the Dentist
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2012, 10:40:37 AM »

Didn't see that coming..
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Re: Bob's visit to the Dentist
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2012, 01:41:42 PM »

 :o :o ;D
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Re: Bob's visit to the Dentist
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2012, 01:58:28 PM »

 ;D ;D

That is funny!
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Re: Bob's visit to the Dentist
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2012, 08:52:00 AM »

 :P
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Re: Bob's visit to the Dentist
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2012, 08:54:58 AM »

 :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Bob's visit to the Dentist
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2012, 01:55:34 PM »

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Re: Bob's visit to the Dentist
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2012, 07:01:13 PM »

 ;)
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