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[Screamin_Beagle]

 




















I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real!


AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

_Beags

[guppytrash]

Looks legit to me!!!
 

[AXIL]

   So true

[Phantom309]

 

[D-N-D]

 

[muddypaws]

I love #5...

[cvobiker]

Yup   

[grc]

I can personally verify and vouch for each and every one of those.  Unfortunately, getting other folks to hold stuff while I'm cutting and chopping has become very difficult as word has spread of my reduced hand/eye coordination.  It also doesn't help when they look at the missing part of my thumb.

Oh, btw, sometimes you can fix an electrical problem with a hammer.  Don't tell me you've never banged on a TV or radio to get it to work.  As for other problems, I prefer to start out with the little 6 ounce hammer and work my way up, at least that's how I plan to do it in the future.  It's getting too expensive replacing all the stuff I used the BMFH on.

Jerry

[Texas Fat Boy]

These are great (funny I mean)