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Texas Fat Boy

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A wife was making breakfast
« on: December 31, 2012, 09:43:19 AM »
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!
Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them.. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'

The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'
The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'
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Re: A wife was making breakfast
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2012, 12:47:29 PM »
 :)
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Re: A wife was making breakfast
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2012, 01:27:20 PM »
Yea,,, that's for real   :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: A wife was making breakfast
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2012, 04:08:00 PM »
   Oh yea
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Re: A wife was making breakfast
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2012, 08:47:40 PM »
Showed that one to the wife....got talked dirty to. I love it
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Re: A wife was making breakfast
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2013, 12:39:52 AM »
Quote from: Yellow09SERG on December 31, 2012, 08:47:40 PM
Showed that one to the wife....got talked dirty to. I love it

that could be fun   :P
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Re: A wife was making breakfast
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2013, 11:05:21 AM »

Good one!  :D
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Re: A wife was making breakfast
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2013, 12:16:41 PM »
 ;D :P
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