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[EZRIDN]

A blind man with his seeing eye dog walks into a bar and orders a drink.   

"On the house!" says the bartender as he poured the drink.

When the blind man left the bar to go home, he was greeted by a friend who was walking his tiny Dachshund.

"Go into that bar with your dog and tell them you're blind.  They'll give you a free drink," said the blind man.

His friend entered the bar with his dog and ordered a drink.

The bartender says, "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!" 

"But I'm blind and this is my seeing eye dog!" said the man.

The bartender exclaimed, "Don't give me that crap....a Dachshund isn't a seeing eye dog!"

The man replied, "OH MY GOD, they gave me a Dachshund?!?"

[D-N-D]

 

[cvobiker]

oh chit   

[AXIL]

   Oldie, but still funny.