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[Screamin_Beagle]

The Ex-wife
 
 
 
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
 
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.



His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally speaks ...



"Honey, I've been thinking ... now that we are married, I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, handloading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat.



Tim gets this horrified look on his face.



She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"



"There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."



"Ex-wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"



"I wasn't."

 



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“Never do anything against conscience, even if the state demands it.”

Albert Einstein









 

[FLSTFI Dave]

Love it.

Shortly after we got married, 18 years ago, my wife says I think you need to sell your vette, you're a family man now.

My reply was dead pan, the Vette was here before you.....

The vette has never not been sold yet.  Still married

[EZRIDN]

Good one Beags.     I may have to store that one in the memory bank.....in case of future need.

[D-N-D]

 

[grayghost731]

 

[Texas Fat Boy]

Good one