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Communication with my wife. I'm giving up.
« on: April 02, 2013, 10:26:47 AM »

I tried to keep it simple.

I said Honey, if you want to have sex, just reach over and give me a couple of tugs.

If you don't, then give me a couple hundred. 

She's still confused.
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Re: Communication with my wife. I'm giving up.
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2013, 10:40:59 AM »

They do confuse easy...
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Re: Communication with my wife. I'm giving up.
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2013, 10:47:25 AM »

Hmmmm... Sounds like a good plan!
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Re: Communication with my wife. I'm giving up.
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2013, 10:53:47 AM »

 :o ;D
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Re: Communication with my wife. I'm giving up.
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2013, 10:54:35 AM »

Sounds like a plan to me...actually, I'm a very lucky guy and have no complaints.
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Re: Communication with my wife. I'm giving up.
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2013, 10:58:11 AM »

steve, is she blonde? maybe she's trying to figure out if she's supposed to give ya couple hundred TUGS or couple hundred george washingtons. I think either way, you're in a no lose situation. But good luck anyway :2vrolijk_21: ;D
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Re: Communication with my wife. I'm giving up.
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2013, 12:19:04 PM »

I think you are the one confused, if you think that's gonna work........ :-\
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