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[Hawgrider]

After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.

Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 59-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

[muddypaws]

Done that twice..

[D-N-D]

 

[TinSpinner]

Done that twice..

X2

[Charlie]

 

[lilcoot]

Done that twice..

X2

Slow learners, eh?   A few of us managed to learn our lesson the first time. 

[Ironhorse]

Walter Cronkite once said he would like to die on a 25 year old girl on a 65 foot yacht. His wife said he was going to die with a 65 year old on a 25 foot boat.