1. Your house plants are alive, & you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the weather channel.
7. Your friends marry & divorce instead of "hook up" & "break up".
8. You go from 130 days of vacation to 14.
9. Jeans & a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up".
10. Your the one calling the police because those *&$#% kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.
11.Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes in front of you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13.Your car insurance goes down & car payment go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of Mcdonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner & a movie the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3am would severly upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. you go to the drug store for ibuprofin & antacid, not condoms & pregnancy tests.
20. a $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "Pretty good chit".
21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces " I'm never going to drink that much again".
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
(well maybe not in our cases.)
24. You drink at home to save money before you go to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh crap, what the HELL happened."
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