a woman on her way to work gets pulled over for speeding, the cop asked her why she was in such a hurry, I am late for work she replys. he says well you must have a very important job to be going so fast what do you do? she says she is a rectum stretcher, confussed he asked her to explain. well I take some grease and put it on my hand then I insert my index finger and I stretch then I put in my next 2 fingers and stretch untill I can get my whole hand in then I get my other hand in and I stretch and stretch untill it is 6 feet!!!! the cop says please lady, what is anyone going to do with a 6 foot asshole? ...........she replys..... park him on the side of a bridge and give him a radar gun!!! cost of ticket $300.00 look on cops face priceless
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