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Charity begins at home
« on: September 09, 2013, 05:39:16 PM »

A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.
The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you did not give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied,

"First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um...no."

"or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted,

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again: "so if I didn't give any of them money, why the hell should I give any to you?"
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Re: Charity begins at home
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2013, 05:52:21 PM »

You have met my uncle john  ;)   :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Charity begins at home
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2013, 06:15:39 AM »

 :o ;D
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Re: Charity begins at home
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2013, 07:23:21 AM »

I think I know him..
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