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Texas Fat Boy

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bad news/terrible news
« on: October 06, 2013, 01:05:52 PM »

A man sat in his attorney's office.
"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked.

"Give me the bad news first."
"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."

"That's the bad news?" the man asked incredulously.
"I can't wait to hear the terrible news."
"It's of you and your mistress."
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Re: bad news/terrible news
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2013, 10:38:36 PM »

That certainly can't be good....
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Re: bad news/terrible news
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2013, 05:00:46 AM »

Uh Oh.
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Re: bad news/terrible news
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2013, 06:18:01 AM »

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Re: bad news/terrible news
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2013, 09:01:56 PM »

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