A small church had a very attractive big-busted organist, Linda, and her
Breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ.
Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.
The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be
done about this or they would have to get another organist.
So one of the ladies approached Linda very discreetly about the problem, and
told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on her nipples and
over her breasts, which should cause them to shrink in size, but warned her not
to taste any of the green persimmons, because they are so sour they will make
your mouth pucker up, and you won't be able to talk properly for a while.
The voluptuous organist reluctantly agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister walked up to the pulpit and said,
"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hab a thermon tewday".
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