Dear Abby,
>
> I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on
> what could be a crucial decision.
>
> I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
>
> The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
> My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when
> I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you
> don't know them."
>
> I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she
> always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off,
> it's as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner.
>
> Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just
> to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I
> should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
>
> Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
> down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
> again and I decided to really check on her.
>
> I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to
> the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the
> whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching
> behind my Harley that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine
> seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself
> or should I take it back to the dealer?
>
> Thanks,
> Bob
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