The Postman! 
> 
> 
> Monday morning the postman named Steve is walking through the 
> neighborhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. 
> 
> As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still 
> in the driveway. 
> 
> His wonder was cut short by Jim, the homeowner, coming out with a load 
> of empty beer, wine and liquor bottles for the recycling bin. 
> 
> "Wow Jim, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night," the 
> Postman Steve comments. 
> 
> Jim, in obvious pain, replies "Actually we had it Saturday night. This 
> is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. 
> We had about 18 couples from around the neighborhood over for some 
> weekend fun and it got a bit wild. We all got so drunk around midnight 
> that we started playing WHO AM I." 
> 
> The Postman Steve thinks a moment and says, "How do you play WHO AM I?" 
> 
> Jim replies, "Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at 
> a time covered with a sheet with only the 'family jewels' showing 
> through a hole in the sheet, asking "WHO AM I, then the women try to 
> guess who it is." 
> 
> The postman Steve laughs and says, "Sounds like fun, I'm sorry I missed it." 
> 
> "It's probably a good thing you did," Jim responded. "Your name came up 
> 5 times."