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GregKhougaz

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A Touching Christmas Story....
« on: December 19, 2013, 11:17:35 AM »

A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do.
Because she was so worried, she called him on her cell phone to ask him where he was.
In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."
He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."
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Re: A Touching Christmas Story....
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2013, 11:44:25 AM »

that's the spirit....................
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Re: A Touching Christmas Story....
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2013, 11:48:53 AM »

He's getting coal in his stocking.
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Re: A Touching Christmas Story....
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2013, 01:13:23 PM »

Brave Man !!!
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Re: A Touching Christmas Story....
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2013, 06:40:02 PM »

He's dead now and she's doing 20 to life

 :santa2: :santa2: :santa2: :santa2: :santa2: :santa2: :santa2: MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Re: A Touching Christmas Story....
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2013, 08:32:01 PM »

Don't go home dude.
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Re: A Touching Christmas Story....
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2013, 09:26:41 PM »

I just knew those NSA stories were true! They bugged my phone!
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