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Involuntary Muscular Contractions
« on: December 20, 2013, 12:16:30 PM »
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, "Probably duck hunting with his buddies."
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Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2013, 12:17:32 PM »
So, was her comment the "Involuntary Muscular Contraction"?
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Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2013, 03:23:07 PM »
I LOVE to duck hunt............only 1 thing i would rather do........where's she live?
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Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2013, 03:45:42 PM »
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Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2013, 10:54:28 PM »
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Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions
« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2013, 11:12:25 PM »
She nailed that pretty good.
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Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2013, 02:09:52 PM »
Haha
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Re: Involuntary Muscular Contractions
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2013, 01:08:23 PM »
I need to find her house during duck season....  :vrolijk_4:
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