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CVOJIMMYC

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$280,000 Mortgage
« on: January 24, 2014, 10:46:13 PM »
$280,000 Mortgage
 
THIS WAS VOTED THE BEST SHORT JOKE - ( So how short is it??)
 
For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10 speed bicycle.
His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job.
There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?'
Little Joseph told him, 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no f’n bike.
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Re: $280,000 Mortgage
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2014, 12:21:21 AM »
 :oops:   ;D
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Re: $280,000 Mortgage
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2014, 08:45:47 AM »
 :o ;D :-[
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Re: $280,000 Mortgage
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2014, 12:00:03 PM »
Ok...  good one but my eyes were cought by your avatar...  you sure make a good team with 2K !!! :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: $280,000 Mortgage
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2014, 12:44:54 PM »
 :huepfenjump3:  good one.
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« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2014, 03:48:59 PM »
damn,  :o......
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« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2014, 09:21:24 PM »
Quote from: dahsen on January 25, 2014, 12:00:03 PM
Ok...  good one but my eyes were cought by your avatar...  you sure make a good team with 2K !!! :2vrolijk_21:

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