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Permission to ride
« on: March 22, 2014, 10:08:30 PM »
Four married guys are out riding. After an hour at the first stop, the following conversation took place: 

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out riding this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." 

Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I'll build her a new deck for the pool." 

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I'll remodel the kitchen for her." 

They continue to talk when they realized the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come riding this weekend. What's the deal?" 

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 AM. When it went off, I shut off the alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "riding or Sex" and she said, "Wear a jacket."
 
« Last Edit: March 23, 2014, 08:20:11 AM by 2k »
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Re: Permission to ride
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2014, 11:32:26 PM »
Umm, normally, the correct answer is both.
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Re: Permission to ride
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2014, 08:45:16 AM »
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Re: Permission to ride
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2014, 10:03:48 AM »
Quote from: spada84 on March 22, 2014, 11:32:26 PM
Umm, normally, the correct answer is both.






 ;)     :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Permission to ride
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2014, 12:10:33 PM »
My wife would tell me to be safe while I was on the road  ;)
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Re: Permission to ride
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2014, 12:51:37 PM »
Mine doesn't let me ride without her she loves it just as much as I do!

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Re: Permission to ride
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2014, 10:20:03 PM »
Quote from: Jswerve on March 23, 2014, 12:51:37 PM
Mine doesn't let me ride without her she loves it just as much as I do!


Kind of the response I get here too..... Why is the bike running? Your not going anywhere without me! She used to get a little cranky in the mornings when I would ride to work and she had to take the cage to work....lol
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Re: Permission to ride
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2014, 10:32:13 PM »
Quote from: Yellow09SERG on March 26, 2014, 10:20:03 PM
Quote from: Jswerve on March 23, 2014, 12:51:37 PM
Mine doesn't let me ride without her she loves it just as much as I do!


Kind of the response I get here too..... Why is the bike running? Your not going anywhere without me! She used to get a little cranky in the mornings when I would ride to work and she had to take the cage to work....lol

LOL that's awesome!  8)
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Re: Permission to ride
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2014, 06:59:29 AM »
Lat time I went away on my own she went out and bought herself another bike
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Re: Permission to ride
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2014, 07:27:10 AM »
So true...
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Re: Permission to ride
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2014, 12:31:59 PM »
This story has a familiar ring to it.
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