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During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how you determine if a patient needs to be institutionalized.

"Well", said the director, "We fill up a bathtub and give the patient a spoon, a teacup, and a bucket and ask them to empty the bathtub."

"OK, so I understand."I said, "Because a normal person would choose the bucket because it is bigger than a spoon or teacup and would empty the tub faster."
     
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"No," he said, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a room with a window?"

[Yellow09SERG]

Yes a room with a window please

[muddypaws]

Window x 2

[red ben59]

 

[CVOJIMMYC]

yes a room with a view for me, please

[Hawgrider]

Three of the four voices in my head want a room with a window.

[D-N-D]

 

[Yellow09SERG]

Says a lot for this whole crowd....lol

[Twolanerider]

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[Twolanerider]

That's ^ a point to ponder... 

(would've posted a nipple pic but it would've been moderated)

[Retired Navy Chief]

yes a room with a view for me, please

Hales HD in Mansfield Ohio has that on their T shirts.  Mansfield prison is across the road.  An inmate actually drew that and sent it to the dealership.

[OBB]

Hales HD in Mansfield Ohio has that on their T shirts.  Mansfield prison is across the road.  An inmate actually drew that and sent it to the dealership.

Took a tour of that place once. Pretty creepy. The prison too