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[lilcoot]

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.  "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

 
"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered.  "On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.  I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.  So I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground."  I yelled, "Now, back off or I'll kick the chit out of all of you."

 
 
Saint Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"

 
 
"Couple of minutes ago."

[D-N-D]

 

[Yellow09SERG]

   lol