An old and blind biker wanders into an all-girl biker bar.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders himself a beer.
After sittin' and sippin’ for a while he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna’ hear a great blonde joke?”
The entire bar immediately falls silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke mister, I thinks it’s only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blond girl holding a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer, who looks like she could snap you in two, is a blonde.
3. I happen to be 6 foot tall and at 175 lbs, I am also a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is also blonde – and a professional weightlifter.
5. And the girl to your right, another blonde, is a professional wrestler.
Now do you really still want to tell that joke?”
The old blind biker thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
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