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HWYMAN1

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Re: Lets pick on women for a bit.
« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2006, 10:00:06 PM »
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Bring new meaning to possibility of pencil d*ck! :o
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Re: Lets pick on women for a bit.
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2006, 11:51:13 PM »
Definitely keepers!!!!!!!!!!!



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Re: Lets pick on women for a bit.
« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2006, 07:28:58 AM »
WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after bagging items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a TV remote in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him."



I Thought I might Share!!!
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Re: Lets pick on women for a bit.
« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2006, 10:12:30 AM »
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 ;D  Now that's funny!   [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]
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Re: Lets pick on women for a bit.
« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2006, 11:08:12 AM »
A womens solution to the following problem......"empty roll of TP"
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Re: Lets pick on women for a bit.
« Reply #20 on: December 22, 2006, 11:20:57 AM »
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly.

Pay me a compliment." The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect".

 

He never heard the shot.  [smiley=rifle.gif]
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Re: Lets pick on women for a bit.
« Reply #21 on: December 22, 2006, 11:25:39 AM »
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A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly.

Pay me a compliment." The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect".

 

He never heard the shot.  [smiley=rifle.gif]
[smiley=oops.gif] Doesn't he know how to play [smiley=zzz.gif]? [smiley=nixweiss.gif]

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Re: Lets pick on women for a bit.
« Reply #22 on: December 22, 2006, 11:28:35 AM »
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[smiley=oops.gif] Doesn't he know how to play [smiley=zzz.gif]? [smiley=nixweiss.gif]

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He must not have had a gun safe ;D
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Re: Lets pick on women for a bit.
« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2007, 01:38:43 AM »
was all funny till I saw the manogram...Ouch
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Re: Lets pick on women for a bit.
« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2007, 01:43:40 AM »
A picture is worth??????????????????????????????????????
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