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Texas Fat Boy

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Her husband was nowhere around
« on: June 04, 2014, 01:40:49 PM »
A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. Because she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.

In a calm voice, the husband said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."

He said, "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it."
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Re: Her husband was nowhere around
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2014, 02:20:30 PM »
And that's when it started...


LOL LOL
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Re: Her husband was nowhere around
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2014, 03:33:20 PM »
That's the way I shop...
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Re: Her husband was nowhere around
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2014, 07:51:51 PM »
Quote from: MrSurly on June 04, 2014, 02:20:30 PM
And that's when it started...


LOL LOL
And ended....lol
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Re: Her husband was nowhere around
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2014, 08:18:51 PM »
Funny.
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Re: Her husband was nowhere around
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2014, 08:54:26 PM »
That's the first place my wife would have looked  :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Her husband was nowhere around
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2014, 06:21:51 AM »
 :o ;D
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Re: Her husband was nowhere around
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2014, 08:05:14 AM »
I can relate...
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