Subject: Genie
A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed
woman asked if she got three wishes.
The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook
myth. I'm a
one-wish genie. So...what'll it be?"
The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the
Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting
with
each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and
vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable.
These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of
shape
after being in a bottle for five hundred years... I'm good but not THAT
good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be
reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been
able find
the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, likes to
cook and
help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along with my
family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is
what I
wish for...a good man."
The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the f**King map again."
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