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sloride

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heart surgeon
« on: July 24, 2014, 03:33:57 PM »

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.

The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.

The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...

"Try doing it with the engine running."
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Re: heart surgeon
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2014, 06:32:32 PM »

 :D

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Re: heart surgeon
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2014, 09:07:38 PM »

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Re: heart surgeon
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2014, 05:56:30 AM »

 :o ;D
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Re: heart surgeon
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2014, 04:25:06 PM »

Doc has a good point  ::)
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Re: heart surgeon
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2014, 11:32:23 AM »

Or try doing it through the tail pipe!  :D  :D
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