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Thought of the day!
« on: August 03, 2014, 08:32:25 AM »


A man walking down the road was stopped by a homeless man and was asked "sir, do you have any spare change"? The man asked the homeless guy "you aren't going to spend this on alcohol are you?

Homeless man "replied no sir I quit drinking 5 yrs ago"!
The man then asked you aren't going to buy harley parts with it are you?

Homeless man replied "hell no! I haven't had a harley in 15 yrs"!

The man then said "well I'm not going to give you any money but I am taking you home with me for dinner"
Homeless man asked "are you crazy! Your wife will be irate with you for bringing a homeless smelly random stranger home for dinner!

The man replied " I know but she will get over it, I need to show her what happens to a man after he sells his harley and stops drinking"!
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Re: Thought of the day!
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2014, 09:58:31 AM »
 :2vrolijk_21: Good one, I'll have to store that in the brain in case I need to use it one day. :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2:

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Re: Thought of the day!
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2014, 06:29:04 AM »
 :o ;D
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Re: Thought of the day!
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2014, 07:38:55 AM »
I guess I got lucky..
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Re: Thought of the day!
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2014, 10:31:02 AM »
I got very lucky with mine, but I'll still going to share it with her just incase
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Re: Thought of the day!
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2014, 04:31:30 PM »
The truth is the truth :) ;D
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Re: Thought of the day!
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2014, 06:54:20 PM »


         Hahaha that's a good one :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Thought of the day!
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2014, 08:21:27 PM »
Hehehe....   Good one.   :huepfenlol2:
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