A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith to see about enlarging her
breasts. Dr. Smith told her, "Everyday after your shower, rub your
nipples and say,.... "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."
She did this faithfully for several months, and it worked! She grew
great boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and
realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose
her lovely boobs if she didn't do the little rhyme, she got right out
there in the middle aisle of the bus and said, "Scooby doobie doobies,
I want bigger boobies." ! A guy sitting nearby asked, "Are you a
patient of Dr. Smith's by any chance?" "Why, yes, I am. How did you
know?" He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory
dock"........