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Harley oil is expensive. Everyone knows that. However, not everyone knows why. Let me smart you up:Harley oil is unlike your typical oil that comes from say the Middle East or Texas in that it originates from a single source on a mountain in Tibet through a crack that was formed 6000 years ago when Noah's ark finally hit land high on the mountain. Noah was the first to utilize this oil in lanterns that he used to guide the animals to their new home and to light up the room where he and Mrs Noah got to work repopulating the Earth. The oil was exceptionally well refined even just coming straight out of the ground as it is naturally filtered through gold dust, diamonds and the bones of the non-believers. It also made Mrs. Noah's flapjacks edible which made Noah happy.After the flood waters receded, the land settled. The crack had sealed and the well sat forgotten for centuries until one day a Unicorn was scampering on the highest elevation of this secret mountain and it tripped over the third stone of the 15 commandments and fell. It's golden Uni-horn hit first piercing the ground that had sealed the well centuries before. At that time, a Tibetan monk was meditating on one of the mountain ledges and had witnessed the entire event and attempted to revive the unicorn but he was too late.He couldn't help but notice a sweet golden fluid coming from the ground out of the unicorn's uni-horn hole. Recognizing that it was something special, he led the other monks from the sacred temple to the site. From that day until this day, the precious oil is transported down the mountain by monks that bring it down in their cupped hands riding unicorns while they pray over each handful in a language known only to them and emptied into buckets crafted from the wood of the ark.Harley then picks the buckets up in a van for transport to a packaging facility in Mexico.And that, boys and girls, is why Harley oil is so expensive.
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