The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to
drink a beer.
After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said
"Who owns the big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said,
"I do....Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought
you'd like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough,
Silver was about ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone
Ranger got the horse some water and soon Silver was starting
to feel a little better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you
to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a
breeze to cool him down some more."
Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles
around Silver.
Not able to do any thing else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned
to the bar to finish his drink.
A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and
asks,
"Who owns that big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands up again, and claims,
"I do, what's wrong with him this time?"
The cowboy looks him in the eye and says,
"Nothing, but you left your injun runnin'."
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