Topic: Good Holiday Food?? (Read 773 times)

ESJ JESTER · « **on:** January 03, 2007, 01:59:10 PM »

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that
she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her
bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the
turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking real good. The
woman then instructs him to put a Santa Claus with "Merry Christmas"
up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking
good too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist
says "if you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such
unusual tattoos on your thighs? " She says "I'm sick and tired of my
husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat
between Thanksgiving and Christmas. "

Fired00d · « **Reply #1 on:** January 03, 2007, 02:06:18 PM »

Sounds like he may be stuck between the holidays for a long time, but that might not be a bad thing.

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Screamin · « **Reply #2 on:** January 03, 2007, 07:41:41 PM »

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ESJ JESTER

Good Holiday Food??

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