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Redneck Man's pick up lines
« on: January 06, 2007, 04:27:45 PM »


1) Did you fart?
> cuz you blew me away.
>
> 2) Are yer parents retarded?
> cuz ya sure are special.
>
> 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
> I can't hold it in.
>
> 4) Do you have a library card?
> cuz I'd like to sign you out.
>
> 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
> cuz I can see myself in em.
>
> 6) If you was a tree  & I was a Squirrel,  
> I'd store my nuts in yer  hole.
>
> 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a
>light switch away.
>
> 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
> Woman - "WHAT?"
> Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the
>ice."
>
> 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
> but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
>
> 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
> I think he went into this cheap motel room.
>
> 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
>
> 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til
>afternoon.
>
> and.... the best for last!
>
> 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my
>nuts tighten up.

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Re: Redneck Man's pick up lines
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2007, 05:10:03 PM »
I resemble those remarks!  [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif] Later--HUBBARD
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Re: Redneck Man's pick up lines
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2007, 06:24:15 PM »
LOL!!!! ;D ;D
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Re: Redneck Man's pick up lines
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2007, 08:21:23 PM »
Redneck humor is always good.

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Re: Redneck Man's pick up lines
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2007, 01:07:53 AM »
Those are great! ;D [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]
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Re: Redneck Man's pick up lines
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2007, 01:51:31 AM »
Here in TGS we also resemble most of those!
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Re: Redneck Man's pick up lines
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2007, 08:30:22 AM »
#14 is Redneck Foreplay:
" Get in the truck B!tch"
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Re: Redneck Man's pick up lines
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2007, 10:15:02 AM »
I'm using #3 this weekend.. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Redneck Man's pick up lines
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2007, 01:39:08 PM »
Redneck pick-up line  #15

So tell me,  do you come to these family reunions often??
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Re: Redneck Man's pick up lines
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2007, 01:43:22 PM »
#16

"Your Trailer or mine ?"
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Re: Redneck Man's pick up lines
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2007, 03:36:38 PM »
#17 my , you've gots a purty tooth.
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Re: Redneck Man's pick up lines
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2007, 05:42:50 PM »
Quote
#16

"Your Trailer or mine ?"
[smiley=trailer.gif]
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Re: Redneck Man's pick up lines
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2007, 07:07:39 PM »
Did ya know toothbrushes came from Arkansas?

If theyda come from anywhere else, they woulda been TEETHBRUSHES!
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