Dr. D, sounds like I married your wife's older sister...

My wife's been known to flash people now and then.
I reached back one time to get a bit of a feel and to my amazement, they were right out in the open.

Didn't last long though.
I enjoy the feel of the back rests she provides while on the back. Depending on the bra size, they're either DD's or DDD's. My wife is a BSR, not a rider. Although she did take the Riders Edge program, but got flustered and took a spill and broke her left wrist. So no chance now of her ever riding alone...
We're both in our mid 60's and she's still just as crazy as when I met her in her late 30's. What a way to grow old together!

Congrats on the new ride.
I took a Friday afternoon off when the local dealer took on Indian for their demo ride afternoon. At the time they just had three models. I rode all three and there were "some" things that I liked. The running boards were designed in such a way that my entire foot was on the top, not hanging off the side like on my '09 SERG. Also all three bikes pulled a lot better in the lower rpms without downshifting than my CVO.
I rode the same demo ride route with my CVO and there wasn't anything that would convince me to trade. But if I were to be in the market without a trade, I would consider an Indian. I really like the retro look.
Sounds like you met your match with your wife. I'm happy for you!!!
Have a great weekend.