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Re: For SPRINGERS only ? (MOTORKOTE)
« Reply #75 on: July 23, 2015, 03:34:16 PM »

Oh My!!!!
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Re: For SPRINGERS only ? (MOTORKOTE)
« Reply #76 on: July 23, 2015, 06:39:27 PM »

Oh My!!!!
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Re: For SPRINGERS only ? (MOTORKOTE)
« Reply #77 on: July 23, 2015, 08:45:39 PM »

While on a recent vacation to Great Britain I was touring an old castle that had a rock with a large knife sticking from it. The blade was a little rusty.  I suddenly remembered my dropper bottle of Motorkote and placed one single drop at the top of the blade and when it ran down to the rock the knife fell to the ground. When I picked it up, they made me King of England.
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Re: For SPRINGERS only ? (MOTORKOTE)
« Reply #78 on: July 23, 2015, 09:08:07 PM »

Okay now I'm gonna buy just because....  :drink:
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Re: For SPRINGERS only ? (MOTORKOTE)
« Reply #79 on: July 23, 2015, 09:18:06 PM »

Okay now I'm gonna buy just because....  :drink:

Welllll, I'm already King, sooooooo
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Re: For SPRINGERS only ? (MOTORKOTE)
« Reply #80 on: July 23, 2015, 09:23:38 PM »

I first came in contact with MotorKote when I was 13. I touched it and instantly grew a mustache and became a navy seal. My Mom fainted and Dad handed me a beer. I was born a girl.......
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Re: For SPRINGERS only ? (MOTORKOTE)
« Reply #81 on: July 23, 2015, 11:25:12 PM »

Sounds like the White House could use a case.
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Re: For SPRINGERS only ? (MOTORKOTE)
« Reply #82 on: July 24, 2015, 01:44:13 AM »

"I invented Motorcote & it is the reason I have won 12 races in each of the past 10 seasons of NASCAR, and I can spin around 167% quicker in my anchor chair than any news anchor in recorded history."
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Re: For SPRINGERS only ? (MOTORKOTE)
« Reply #83 on: July 24, 2015, 01:55:22 AM »

While on a recent vacation to Great Britain I was touring an old castle that had a rock with a large knife sticking from it. The blade was a little rusty.  I suddenly remembered my dropper bottle of Motorkote and placed one single drop at the top of the blade and when it ran down to the rock the knife fell to the ground. When I picked it up, they made me King of England.

When I was in England years ago I accidently spilled a drop of Motorcote on the tip of my large knife & it fell into a rock so far I thought it disappeared. The natives immediately began to pelt me with dead squirrels, so I never retrieved it.  Can I have my knife back?  You can still be King & all, since you probably have not used up all the business cards you have printed.
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Re: For SPRINGERS only ? (MOTORKOTE)
« Reply #84 on: July 24, 2015, 07:58:06 AM »

I remember my first direct experience with one of the early oil additives that also promised great and wonderful things, and you may have heard of that one.  It was called STP.  In a fuels and lubricants class we did a little experiment with that product that showed why believing the ads and just throwing additives into your motor oil might not be a great idea.  We took a measured amount of motor oil in a beaker, checked the viscosity at the standard temps of 0°C and 100°C, then added the STP in the ratio called for on the can, and tried to run the viscosity tests again.  At 100°C the thickening agents did in fact increase viscosity as you would expect.  At 0°C we were unable to run a viscosity test, since the oil/STP mixture had turned into a lump that wouldn't flow at all.  As we cooled the mixture in an ice bath while stirring, we reached a point where we could no longer stir the mixture, and we could pick the beaker up with the stirring rod.  Guess how great that would work in your car on a cold winter morning.

My point is that unless you're a scientist with a very good understanding of the chemistry and the requirements and operating conditions, it's probably better to leave the blending of your motor oil to the experts.  If this or any other additive was really even half as good as the adds claim, I'm quite certain at least one or two of the motor oil companies would incorporate it in their product from the git-go, since the business is rather competitive.  Other companies that offer similar snake oil have been successfully sued over the years for false advertising, like Slick 50 for instance, and I wouldn't be surprised if this Motorkote product becomes popular enough to come to the attention of the FTC that it wouldn't be another pelt added to the belt of an FTC lawyer.

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Well, not really.  It's the most logical, well thought out, reasonable and helpful post ever on a forum.  Because if everyone evaluated products as Jerry did here we'd have a lot stupid eliminated pretty quick.  Some other areas could use that kind of thought too.

But lets face it... It can't really be the best post.  None of us can ever out pithy Don.  :D  ;D It has to pithier to be best.  And Jim got be King of England.  Getting to be king might help.  To tell the truth from the hair regrown, knives returned, boobs enhanced, presidents elected, and balls batted (Bonds, not masturbation...sheesh) you guys have spouted more miracles caused by snake oil then I've heard since Catholic School.  (Other than the OPs stuff of course).  So they might have to be the more bestest too.

OK, seriously.  Thanks Jerry!  We really need more people who think that way.
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Re: For SPRINGERS only ? (MOTORKOTE)
« Reply #85 on: July 24, 2015, 10:01:28 AM »

Are you refuting the anecdotal evidence of miracles? Didn't you read the peer reviewed journal publications in MotorKote Monthly?
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Re: For SPRINGERS only ? (MOTORKOTE)
« Reply #86 on: July 24, 2015, 10:03:36 AM »

When I was in England years ago I accidently spilled a drop of Motorcote on the tip of my large knife & it fell into a rock so far I thought it disappeared. The natives immediately began to pelt me with dead squirrels, so I never retrieved it.  Can I have my knife back?  You can still be King & all, since you probably have not used up all the business cards you have printed.

I'm thinking you were pelted for using MotorKote as a sexual lubricant on a rock. For whatever reason, Brits are particularly prudish on that.
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Re: For SPRINGERS only ? (MOTORKOTE)
« Reply #87 on: July 24, 2015, 10:42:20 AM »

I'm thinking you were pelted for using MotorKote as a sexual lubricant on a rock. For whatever reason, Brits are particularly prudish on that.

Actually we were lining up some big weird rock fomations  using 3 drops of Motorcote on each rock, to line them up so we could push them over like dominoes.  Sign said Stone Hinge, we looked for the hinges but couldn't find any.  The locals were pissed when their rocks fell on their squirrels.  No sex with the rocks, because no condoms. 

You can keep the knife.  I took a bath in Motorcote & now can cut steaks or solid steel doors with just my fingernails.

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Re: For SPRINGERS only ? (MOTORKOTE)
« Reply #88 on: July 24, 2015, 01:20:09 PM »

Unfortunately just being a moron isn't cause for being banned, as best I can tell.  I think I'm going to fire up the old Google and see how many advertisements and "glowing reviews" I can copy and then paste into a thread about hemorrhoids and hemorrhoid treatments, followed by another thread about magic spark plugs, and then another about magic fuel economy improvers.  If nothing else, maybe we can find a good treatment for a PITA in that hemorrhoid thread.

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Re: For SPRINGERS only ? (MOTORKOTE)
« Reply #89 on: July 24, 2015, 01:55:24 PM »

MotorKote is a miracle tonic for sure. It has the power to bring the squirrels out of hiding and to the magical oil thread. Now I not saying this MotorKote stuff is good or bad, but I did see some sprinkled on a pile of Unicorn poop and out of nowhere six Unicorns arose and took off flying around and spreading sparkles as they flew. It was totally amazing and then I realized I left my camera at home and my phone battery was dead, thus no pictures to post. But it really, really, really did happen...... HONEST!
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