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Three couples were wanting to join the Catholic church....an elderly couple, a middle age couple and a newlywed couple.
They all met together for the first time with the priest. The priest informed the couples that the first thing they had to do before they could join the church was to show their strength by abstaining from sex for ONE MONTH!!!
The elderly couple said "thats no problem for us, its been longer than that now"
The middle age couple said "thats going to be tough, but we will try our best"
The newlywed couple said"WOW, we do it 2-3 times a day, how do you expect us to hold off for a MONTH?"
The priest explained that this will help show your strength.

One month goes by and the couples meet with the priest again. The priest asked the couples how they managed over the last month.
The elderly couple said "no problem...it will probably last another month"
The middle age couple said "we had the urge lots of times, but abstained because we really want the join the church"
The newlywed couple said "we went for two solid days without having sex, and then on the third day she wore a black leather mini skirt....with no panties on, and when she bent over to get something out of the deep freeze, I couldn't help it. I came up from behind her and that was it.

The priest in shock says " In that case, you will no be able to join this church!!!"

The husband says "Thats nothing, we've been kicked out of the grocery store too!!!"

[Bagger]

Three couples were wanting to join the Catholic church....an elderly couple, a middle age couple and a newlywed couple.
They all met together for the first time with the priest. The priest informed the couples that the first thing they had to do before they could join the church was to show their strength by abstaining from sex for ONE MONTH!!!
The elderly couple said "thats no problem for us, its been longer than that now"
The middle age couple said "thats going to be tough, but we will try our best"
The newlywed couple said"WOW, we do it 2-3 times a day, how do you expect us to hold off for a MONTH?"
The priest explained that this will help show your strength.

One month goes by and the couples meet with the priest again. The priest asked the couples how they managed over the last month.
The elderly couple said "no problem...it will probably last another month"
The middle age couple said "we had the urge lots of times, but abstained because we really want the join the church"
The newlywed couple said "we went for two solid days without having sex, and then on the third day she wore a black leather mini skirt....with no panties on, and when she bent over to get something out of the deep freeze, I couldn't help it. I came up from behind her and that was it.

The priest in shock says " In that case, you will no be able to join this church!!!"

The husband says "Thats nothing, we've been kicked out of the grocery store too!!!"

Now that's some funny chit right there.  Being a Catholic, I'm well versed in the preachings on how evil sex is.  Ahem!  Yeah..........riiiiiiiiiiiight!  I'll get right on that, Father!