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[EZRIDN]

Sometimes you just hear what you want to hear.....
 
At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the petite and very pretty Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked her for her mobile number so I could call her to make arrangements.
 
She gave me a huge smile, nodded her head and said, "Sex, sex, sex, wan free sex for tonight".
 
I replied, "Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable!"
 
A guy standing next to me overheard the conversation, tapped me on the shoulder and said, "What she really said was:  666136429."



Dammit!

[grayghost731]

 

[muddypaws]

Good one..

[D-N-D]